Tuesday 20 May 2008

PM To Appear in Undignified Farce With Priest and Lama

The Dalai Lama has arrived in Britain at the start of an 11-day tour.

Gordon Brown will be meeting the Tibetan spiritual leader over a cup of tea with the Archbishop of Canterbury at Lambeth Palace on Friday, as the Chinese government told him they would be very cross if the meeting took place in Downing Street. The Prime Minister is expected to demonstrate his renowned authority as a moral paragon on the world stage by asking the Dalai Lama if he had a nice journey, and suggesting a visit to the London Eye and Madame Tussaud’s.

During his visit, the Dalai Lama will also receive an honorary degree in Retail Therapy from the prestigious London Metropolitan University.

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