An Israeli tourist has fought back against sexist workmen who wolf-whistle at attractive women, by stripping off in the street.
The unnamed woman was about to use a cash dispenser in Kerikeri, in the far north of New Zealand, when the road gang whistled at her. She stripped, took out her cash from the machine, put her clothes back on and walked off.
“She’s not an unattractive lady,” said Police Sergeant Peter Masters. “She was taken back to the police station and spoken to, and told that was inappropriate in New Zealand. Our women are trolls, so we just aren’t used to seeing real live babes. These workmen were innocently going about their business, and when this heavenly creature appeared before them like a vision they were, understandably, rendered temporarily speechless. When she flashed her assets at these poor, deprived men, two of them fainted dead away and one had a heart attack. Now they can’t bear to go home to their hideous old munters. We’ve sent her back to Israel before we suffer a national hag crisis.”
New Zealand’s wretched crones protested vigorously at being labelled as ugly. However, when it was pointed out to them that, in Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings trilogy, the female stars were two Australians and an American while the pride of New Zealand’s womanhood appeared as the horse-riding men of Rohan, they quietly crawled back under their bridges to pounce on unwary travellers – a traditional form of courtship in New Zealand.
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