Sunday 6 April 2008

Vicious Clod In Royal Health Scare

Anxious Britons around the world remain glued to their radios for further news of Prince Philip’s health, following his life-threatening three-day battle with the deadly clod virus.

The Prince was admitted to the £500-a-night King Edward Potato Hospital on Thursday as a precautionary measure, after a prolonged bout of trying to get a lot of unpleasant stuff about foreigners off his chest.

The Queen’s personal Harley Street physician, Professor John Cunningham, who visited the ailing 86-year-old Duke, said the clod was the worst he had seen in his entire career, and added that the best thing for him to do would be to wrap up and stay indoors, well away from cameras.

The Duke has since been discharged from hospital, and is said to be vituperating well at Windsor Castle.

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