Thursday 24 April 2008

Three Strikes We're Out

The whole of Britain ground to a halt on Thursday as the entire country followed the lead set by teachers, lecturers, oil refinery workers and civil servants and went on strike.

All members of the public stayed in bed to protest about wages left behind by rising prices, unsettled weather conditions and their heavy-handed, out-of-touch government.

Prime Minister Gordon Brown attended a news conference in an empty room, except for a non-union blackleg scab reporter from the Nev Filter. However, after discovering that the reporter didn’t know who he was, the Prime Minister walked out in a huff.

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