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| Mr Cameron, moments before being struck down with acronyms |
Countering former Murdoch right-hand tentacle Rebekah Brooks’ testimony at the Leveson Inquiry, in which the flame-haired fixer suggested that David Cameron thought LOL meant ‘lots of love’ when he texted his commiserations on her resignation, the prime minister said that he distinctly recalled laughing audibly at the news of her tragic misfortune - adding that his bladder spontaneously malfunctioned, leaving him rolling helplessly on the floor for several minutes with his fucking arse hanging off.
“I think this proves that, far from being hopelessly out of touch with the people of Britain, I am truly down with the youths,” beamed Mr Cameron, adding: “Is it not?”
That Sympathetic Cameron Text Message In Full
HAHAHA COULDNT HAPPEN 2A BETTER PERSON RUPERT ON FORM LATELY POOR MRS SACRIFICIAL LAMB LET ME FIND AN ONION LOL DC
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