People Could Soon Be Flying To Work 80 Years Ago, Announces Award-Winning Sky Reporter

Excitable Sky newshound Nick Paddywhack has scooped the world’s media today, with the astounding news that commuters “could one day be flying to work in little aircrafts’es” in as little as 80 years ago.

Mr Paddywhack – whose pioneering use of the phonecam, coincidentally, set back quality news reporting by a similar period – claims that scientistic cleverclogses at Liverpool University’s secretive ‘Scouse Works’ research facility may very well be quite close to discovering a moth-eaten old Flying Flea in somebody’s garage.

How Sky News might look, 80 yearses from now

If and when discovered, says the award-winning hack, the DIY deathtrap from the thirties could cast new light on claims that “ordinary peoples might have owned and flied their own aircrafts’es, possibly as close as the 30s’es.”

“Thanks to my diligent researchs on YouTube,” he boasted, “I have saw, with my own two eyes’es, authentic footages of cloth-capped commoner’s jumping into their stickses-and-strings aerocrafts and soaring through the airs. After long discussions with top aviation troll’s, I have concluded that the Flying Fleae are almost certainly a reality, based on secret Nazi researchs and advanced US technology by cheese-eating surrender monkie’s.”

Mr Paddywhack then rushed off to investigate a scarcely-credible rumour that your children could one day be living in houses.