British Expats Back Sarkozy’s ‘Too Many Foreigners’ Speech

Immigrants warn there are just too many French people in France

Britons who have retired to the south of France have wholeheartedly endorsed embattled French president Nicolas Sarkozy’s desperate attempt to lure voters back from the far right by claiming that there are too many foreigners in France.

“”I moved here in 2007, yet these arrogant frog buggers still won’t have the common courtesy to speak English within range of my hearing,” fumed retired stockbroker Sir Nicholas Stuff as he valiantly continued his five-year battle to purchase a Fray Bentos steak and kidney pie in the local ‘boulangerie’ with a ten pound note. “I’ve shouted myself hoarse, I’ve raised my stick to them on numerous occasions and still they stubbornly cling to their precious ‘culture’. And the police do nothing, because they're all bloody foreigners too.”

“That jumped-up little chimp Sarkozy is talking sense at last, even if he is the son of a bloody immigrant,” acknowledged the doughty British immigrant, as he angrily kicked an onion-seller off his unspeakable bicycle. “And even though he delivered it in jibber-jabber.”