Corruption-hit News Corporation today announced the imminent launch of the Sun On Sunday, to be followed immediately by the closure of the Sun on Monday.
The new Sunday edition will fill the lucrative gap in the market for fraudulent celebrity tattle and right-wing propaganda left by the demise of the News Of The World. Meanwhile, the disappearance of all other editions will leave a lucrative gap in the market for fraudulent celebrity tattle, right-wing propaganda and tits.
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| There's going to be more fun and less difficult words in the Times |
Rupert Murdoch - who is in London to reassure the Sun’s criminal staff that they have his unwavering support, right up to the moment when the jury finds them guilty - is said to be formulating urgent plans to realign the Times to fill the weekday gap, replacing long words and journalism with the astute observations of teenage breasts, before six million idiots who rely on tits for their daily opinions are forced to trawl the internet in search of porn with a neo-conservative agenda.
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