News Of The World Exclusive: Hitler Only Heard About World War II In 1945 Surrender Demand

A concerned Hitler delivers a stern memo to the naughty Germans

A shocked Adolf Hitler only found out that the nation he ruled was fighting a brutal war of extermination in February 1945, when he received a stern ultimatum demanding his unconditional surrender signed by Winston Churchill, Franklin D. Roosevelt and Josef Stalin, according to astonishing new research by former News Of The World editor Rebekah Brooks.

“Imagine how poor old Adolf felt,” writes Mrs Brooks. “It must have come as a nasty shock when he realised he was being held personally responsible for the demise of 50 million people the irresponsible German people had sneakily killed without bothering to tell him.”

“Hitler was particularly upset to hear of their underhanded slaughter of six million of his very good friends, the Jews,” she explains in her astounding report. “There can be no doubt that the Allies’ vindictive accusations triggered a rapid mental breakdown which regrettably led to his tragic suicide two months later, and we should deplore our wartime leaders for vindictively pursuing a needless and petty vendetta against this deeply misunderstood, mild-mannered humanitarian.”

“With the benefit of hindsight, the Allies should have concentrated on wiping out the German people, who are a thoroughly disreputable bunch of sneaks and cheats, and recognised Hitler’s innocence by allowing him to carry on governing the rest of Europe,” she concludes.