Don’t Just Stand There, Home Secretary – Do Something

THE NEV FILTER ASKS: how many more lives, Theresa May, must be blown away before the government takes the necessary steps to prevent these horrific mass shootings from ever happening again?

That is why Nev has compiled a list of demands, which he is sending to the spineless Home Secretary - who has never once, in all her weeks in office, said a single word against the powerful vested interests that run Britain’s notorious target-shooting ‘clubs’.

- An IMMEDIATE BAN on all firearms except those which unfurl a flag bearing the word ‘BANG’;
- Next, an ALMOST AS IMMEDIATE BAN on so-called ‘games’ consoles, so that NEVER AGAIN can impressionable 52-year-old minds be BRAINWASHED by the SICK writers of Grand Theft Auto in the ways of EXECUTING innocent bystanders;
- The SWIFT IMPRISONMENT for life of ALL middle-aged men living ON THEIR OWN;
- An URGENT INQUIRY to establish the level of GUILT directly apportionable to the cynical SIR BOB GELDOF for his utterly SICKENING murder anthem, ‘I Don’t Like Mondays’.

If you agree with these COMMON-SENSE demands, make your feelings clear to our irresponsibly complacent government TODAY. Print them out now, write OR ELSE on the back in lipstick and pin them to the door of 10 Downing Street with a carving knife.

THE TIME HAS COME to finally legislate once and for all against random nutters. They will say it can’t be done; but I’m a random nutter and I say IT CAN.