Thousands of GCSE Music pupils traumatised senseless by the loathsome paedovore Gary Glitter have been shut in rooms with trained counsellors and urged to talk about their sense of sexual violation, after it was revealed that the AQA exam board had stupidly placed his 70s hit ‘I’m the Leader of the Gang (I Am)’ on a list of ‘related listening‘.
A sharp-eyed headmaster in Windsor fainted dead away when he saw the evil glam-perv’s name on an exam paper, and after a sharp tot of brandy contacted the exam board to demand the withdrawal of the paper. He was initially told it was too late to do anything, but after contacting the Sun and getting the story splashed all over the front page he later heard that AQA had somehow found the time after all and pulled the paper.
“Boys and girls of 15 or 16 who select this song will go straight to the internet to find Glitter’s music,” he shuddered. “I dread to think what they may find searching online for him. Who knows what disgusting predatory messages lie concealed in the warped lyrics of ‘Rock and Roll Part 2’?”
The Sun’s education correspondent, Kelli (18) and her fantastic 36D knockers commented: “Tits. Tits, tits, tits, tits, tits tits tits tits titstitstitstitstitstitstitstitsTITS.”
“Tits,” she added.
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