Where In The World Is Colonel Gadaffi?

Sirte: Psychologists believe the crazed former Libyan dictator could be back in his home town of Sirte, slavishly following a deep, subconscious desire to undo the past by climbing back up his mother’s fanny.

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Tripoli: It is entirely possible that the ex-Colonel could be hiding in plain sight in the subdued capital, telling rebel soldiers who stop him in the streets: “Blimey, mate, you’re the tenth one today to tell me I look just like him. Perhaps I ought to grow a beard, or something.”

London: Intelligence analysts suggest that the deposed Libyan leader could be stashed away safely in a broom cupboard of the SIS Building in Vauxhall, home of his good friends MI6, having been rendered extraordinarily out of his country in an oil barrel. He would then bide his time until the new Libyan government inevitably turned out to be a bit of a disappointment - at which point Western governments would, once again, decide that maybe he wasn’t such a bad chap after all.

The Dark Side Of The Moon: As likely a place as any of the others being bandied around.