“Polly Harvey’s seminal new album, ‘Gosh, War Is Really Bad Isn’t It’, offers a unique lesbian insight into the war thing,” explained her proud owner Barry Weiss, CEO of Island Records. “You will be humbled and elated to hear her fearlessly stripping bare your narrow, heterosexual misconceptions about war with the aid of her trusty Les Paul and some sort of tin-plated polygon with strings, opening your complacent eyes to the shocking revelation that, for many people, war is actually quite bad. Now give me your cash, suckers.”
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| Polly and her special anti-war plunky thing |
Once her record company has recovered the huge investment it made in hiring a soundproofed warehouse, a Macbook Pro and a couple of microphones for a day or two, the re-crowned queen of the battlefield said she was eagerly looking forward to putting her royalties towards a six pack of Strongbow and a fresh pair of leather pants.
2 comments:
Folk singers are ok until they become famous - you just go to different pubs.
Are you sure she's a lezzie? 'Cause I don't fancy her and that would be a First.
(I put an “ ' ” especially as I know you smash furniture at the sight of bad grammer)
How are you with spelling mistakes?
What about 19th French Philosophy?
... that it stood alone in the midst of the nation. seemingly the staff of an army, really a group of soldierless officers and it will be easy to conceive of how, after an existence of a thousand years, it was overthrown in a single night
So put that in your cheese eating surrender monkey and smoke it.
Being English, of ocurse, I'm genetically predisposed to regard all philosophy with equal distrust. I'm prepared to regard your misspelling of grammar as a deliberate attempt to make me chew the scenery, but quoting George W Bush... that was uncalled for.
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