Tuesday 26 January 2010

Unemployed Americans Looking Forward To Being Patronised By Supercilious Englishman

Trailer parks across the United States are emptying rapidly as millions of unemployed Americans head for ITV's California studios, hoping for a chance to be patronised in front of the nation by Jeremy Kyle.

"Whee-doggie!" said Cletus McCoy, an inbred Arkansas hooch addict and father of ten. "Ah jes' cain't wait ta be told ta grow a backbone bah a gen-yew-ine Limey girly man!"

"Sherralee, ya cocksuckin' bitch!" he added. "Git me mah shotgun!"

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