Amy Winehouse - An Apology

Finally, an apology. Following an impassioned telephone plea from somebody who might or might not be something to do with Amy Winehouse, the Nev Filter would like to make it totally clear that the Troubled Singer is setting no example whatsoever to anybody at all, and is just an ordinary icon who wants to be left alone to pursue her drinking and substance-abusing career. We recognise that there are thousands of families who go through the tragic situation of coping with the devastating effects of singing and songwriting, and yet are allowed by the media to get through it quietly.

From now on, no mention will be made in the Nev Filter of Ms Winehouse’s unfortunate songwriting habit, and we apologise to readers for giving the impression that she might be in any way addicted to singing songs.