Sunday 23 November 2008

Charles Celebrates Past Arrival of 10,000 Jews, Impending Exodus of 12,000 Fascists

Prince Charles is celebrating the 70th anniversary of the arrival in England of 10,000 Jewish children, who were taken in as refugees from Nazi Germany, at a reunion at the Jewish Free School in Kingsbury, London. The 1938 evacuation was organised by charities including the Red Cross, and was known as the Kindertransport.

Meanwhile, Nick Griffin of the BNP is urgently trying to set up a reverse evacuation of 12,000 victimised British fascists to any country that will offer them shelter.

“Look at the state of our once-great country now,” said a BNP spokesman. “All them little Jews come over lookin’ a bit like normal British kids - ‘cep for their great big noses - and everybody went like, ‘Aww, int they ever so cute.’ Course, they all bladdy grows up, don’t they, and look wot ‘appened. They took all our jobs, bred like rabbits, set up a Jewish criminal mafia, let in the nig-nogs an’ infiltrated all our great British institutions, ‘cep for the Mail an‘ the Express gawd bless ‘em. Look wot ‘appened in 1939. They int bin ‘ere five minutes, an’ we’re smack bang in the middle of a bleedin’ great war against our natural allies the Germans, wot lost us the Empire an’ made us the larfin’ stock of the world. I tell yer, I’m gittin’ aht of ‘ere mate. This country’s finished, innit?”

Mr Griffin’s attempts to organise a Bigotertransport for his party’s recently-exposed members are meeting with little success - partly because no country is willing to take in 12,000 neo-Nazis, but mainly because the BNP membership is refusing to resettle anywhere that is full of bloody foreigners.

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