The Antiguan Prime Minister has appealed for help from Scotland Yard to catch the killers who shot honeymoon couple Catherine and Ben Mullany.
Despite questioning several suspects, local police admit they are no nearer to identifying the perpetrators of the shooting.
Detectives from Scotland Yard have flown out to the Caribbean island, and are busy searching for a suitable harmless nutter to frame up on the flimsiest of evidence.
“We reckon Barry George probably did it,” said DCI Slaughter of the Metropolitan Police. “He claims he was at the Old Bailey at the time, proving himself entirely innocent of the murder of Jill Dando - but we reckon rubbing an old bullet against his jacket ought to do the trick.”