Thursday, 24 July 2008

Bale Out

The legendary Batman has been sighted leaping from rooftop to rooftop in Barcelona, where he is thought to be relentlessly pursuing his ongoing battle to rid the world of his evil nemesis, Mum, and her villainous henchdaughter. Batman was sensationally arrested by Commissioner Gordon on Tuesday - but the caped crusader is out on bail, protesting his innocence.

The rubber pretend bat was seen briefly outside a cinema by a crowd of astonished onlookers, who were amazed by his appearance.

“You’re just a brutal thug, protected by your wealth,” said a local reporter. “Don’t you feel ridiculous standing here in front of all these people?”

The masked vigilante merely smiled grimly to himself, however, and replied, “Who is this joker?”

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