Margaret Thatcher was released today from St Thomas' Hospital, after being admitted yesterday suffering from low blood pressure.
The former Prime Minister started to feel unwell at a private dinner with friends. A hospital spokesman said: "Baroness Thatcher was feasting on the souls of recently-deceased miners with her old friends, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, when her cloven-hoofed hind legs started to give way. Death gave her a ride to St Thomas' Hospital, where her blood pressure was found to have dropped to zero, a condition known as Being Clinically Dead. Her friend checked his lists, and found her name was not there. Mrs Thatcher, however, was still fully conscious and talking, looking around and recommending ward closures and pay restraint for nurses. Death checked with his superiors, God and Satan, and reported that neither was willing to have 'that horrible, horrible creature', as they called her. It looks like she is fated to stalk the earth forever."
Rumours that the walking, talking corpse-woman is applying to join Torchwood have not yet been confirmed.
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