Yahoo News: Evil Private Eye Editor Tells Leveson Nothing Is The Matter With Anything

Sick, twisted Private Eye liar-in-chief Ian Hislop – the most-sued bastard in the history of the world in space - had the bare-faced cheek to stand in front of the Leveson inquiry today and claim that nothing at all was the matter with Britain’s notoriously slack media laws, according to Adam Parris-Long of magisterial current-affairs provider, Yahoo-oo-oo!!!

Is this man Britain's most toxic little baldy bastard?

Arch-hypocrite Hislop – who, crucially, eventually owned up to having met an MP or two in the course of his 36-year reign of terror at Britain’s most odious publication – openly boasted to the shocked panel that, in his warped view, there was no need for further regulation of the press.

“Statutory regulation is not needed, we have quite a lot of it already - although it seems it’s only ever me who cops it,” whinged the sneering public-school toff, who was educated at a posh folks’ university at your expense and steals money from hard-pressed TV licence-payers' children every week on Have I Got News For You.

“I believe in a free press, I don’t believe in a regulated press, the press should keep to the law,” taunted the cackling Hislop, whose deviously-manipulated public persona carefully conceals the privileged upper-class title of 'Lord Gnome' which he inherited from scheming geriatric patrician Richard Ingrams many years ago and who, when pressed, finally came clean and admitted that restrictions on the press could curtail Private Eye’s lucrative exploitation of the insatiable public demand for gutter investigative journalism.