Monday 16 December 2019

The Nev Filter Says: Let's Have A Whip-Round For Tragic Tamara

Spare a thought this Christmas for the victim of the most devastating burglary in Britain. Tragic Tamara Ecclestone has lost everything - her favourite sparkly bangle, her Hublot and Rolex watches and her entire collection of diamond-studded spoons - to heartless thieving toerags. When she gets back from her exclusive Lapland holiday, her life will be in ruins.

And this isn't even the first time that tragedy has struck the Ecclestone family: in 2010 her little dad, Bernie was brutally mugged on his way to collect his pension for just £200,000 in loose diamonds.

Bling some joy to the needy
The Nev Filter today launches its Christmas Appeal to bring some seasonal goodwill to this poor, long-suffering family. Can you find it in your heart to donate some unwanted valuables? Maybe you have some Accesorize earrings, a gold Prince Albert or a six-inch bent nail encrusted in diamonds lying around that you can get by without. Pop them in a jiffy bag and send them c/o The Nev Filter, and together we can wipe the tears from Tamara's face this Christmas!

"I've got an old Sekonda I haven't worn in ages," said our editor this morning.

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