Saturday, 20 July 2013

Met Office Besieged By Angry, Sweaty Villagers

Terrified weather forecasters barricaded themselves inside the Met Office’s Devon castle as the fickle population of the United Kingdom suddenly turned against them after deciding that the weather they clamoured for daily for two years isn’t really what they wanted after all.

“Oo arr,” explained furious raw-skinned Chantelle Swineherd, as she impaled a rain gauge on her pitchfork.

“O bugger,” agreed sweat-drenched Kyle Silage, reversing his tractor over an Audi in a reserved parking space.

As the heat from the supercomputers they get every year builds up due to hurriedly-closed windows and ventilation pipes choked with irate peasants trying to crawl in, the besieged meteorologists are expected to be roasted alive in their beleaguered fortress at around 3pm.

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