Spot the missing letter N |
Sir Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon a/k/a Sir Thomas Robinson for services to race relations;
Sir Elton John CH for services to the prime minister's standing with the ageing LGBTQ community;
Dame Thickola Morgan for the advancement of numeracy skills;
Lord Frank Zacharias Robin Goldsmith for lip service to the environment;
Dame Olivia Newton-John for being the one that you want, ooh ooh ooh;
Lord Stormzy for services to tokenism;
Sir Joe Stumps for services to sport blah blah blah;
Dame Kelly Leggs ditto;
Sir Oleg Arkshady for services to █████████ ███ █ ██████ ████ and his jolly nice boat;
Sir Iain Duncan Smith because fuck you.
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