Thursday 4 November 2010

Is Jon Snow A Terrorist? Ask Papers

This man hates everything you hold dear. FACT.
The daily papers were united today in demanding to know why Channel 4 journalist Jon Snow is allowed to roam freely on the streets of Britain without a poppy.

Reflecting public outrage, leader columns were filled with calls for his arrest for aiding and abetting terrorism, while numerous op-ed pieces urged his immediate special rendition to Guantanamo Bay.

“Millions of British soldiers died so that Jon Snow could wear a poppy,” thundered a delivery driver with a big faded poppy permanently wired to his van’s radiator grille. “If he don’t wear one, that’s exactly the same as if he walked into an army barracks and opened up with an AK47.”

“My granddad didn’t fight the Nazis so Jon Snow and his kind could refuse to conform,” he added angrily. “Scum like him don’t deserve to be treated like human beings. What I reckon, right, they ought to be rounded up and put in some kind of camp.”

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