New! The Channel 4 Docu-Matic!

Simply pick two random celebs and a subject from each list at random, and hey presto! Instant documentary!

Because I'm Worth It

The Scourging Of The Wongalenders - from the Canterbury Gospels (revised version)

It's Official! Three's A Crowd

Exclusive! First Royal Baby Photo

Happy Happy Joy Joy

Doctors At St Mary's Hospital Discover New Parasite

Evil Banished (Optional)